Monday, March 06, 2006

Black Coffee Blogging

HILARIOUS UPDATE: That thing I posted on Thursday about Jerry Falwell saying Jews can go to Heaven? Oops. Falwell says a Jerusalem Post reporter made the whole thing up, that he's still firm in his belief that the Chosen people will burn in hellfires for eternity. Do you hear that Paul Wolfowitz? He means you.

God, of course, is still firm in his belief that Jerry is going to hell.

I'M A BIG FAN of Chris Cillizza's poltical news blog, The Fix at washingtonpost.com. But when he calls Joe Biden "an articulate spokesman for the party especially on foreign policy," I wonder just how many days he's been awake taking hallucinogenic drugs. Joe Biden is articulate in the same way that Jerry Falwell is sane.

Very busy with real-life duties n' whatnot. Hopefully, more posts soon.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Josh said...

Oh no! How could Jerry Falwell let you down!?

It's not like good ol'Jerry to have done that! What the devil could have gotten in to him? Rejecting his "conversion" and rendering our high hopes for him so premature...jeez.

I think I'm on the verge of tears.


Lmao

7:54 PM  
Blogger Boinkette said...

Oy vey!

;-)

10:37 PM  
Anonymous karena said...

Dang, first they're out of heaven, then they're in, now they're out again. What's a Jew to do with all this Evangelical rumor mongering and chain yanking?

6:19 AM  

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